T-Shirts I Can't Wear In Public 3
Summer is here which means it's time to break out my summer wardrobe.
Yeah... my "summer wardrobe." That means T-shirts.
So I was digging through my bureau yesterday and found some old Ts in my bottom drawer. I totally forgot I had these! Two were given to me, two were thrift store finds, and one I bought impulsively without proper inspection. Purchase/acquisition history aside, these are some real doozies. Wow. I really shouldn't wear these in public. What if I ran into another parent from my kids's school?
This one's pretty obvious. You just don't wear a black T during daylight hours in the summer. It's just too hot for that. Great album, btw.
I really like the colors in this T. But wait. See the knife the guy on the right is holding? Yeah. I didn't notice that when I bought this. And then when I noticed the knife, I realized it was simply a reference to the OJay's song Back Stabbers. But then I also noticed that the T-shirt manufacturer had misspelled the name of the band. It's supposed to be spelled O-J-A-Y-S not O... And then I realized that this T-shirt is in really bad taste.
Unfortunately the I'm-wearing-an-ironic-plush-toy-T-shirt thing hasn't really caught on yet.
Discover Kymaerica? I don't want to talk about Kymaerica. Not that there's anything wrong with Kymaerica. It's just... well... what it is... Kymaerica is a land (and some waters) that somewhat co-existent with our linear world... Oh... Let's not go there.
This one's too small.
